YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING YOOYUBALL TO LONG WHEN..........

近來令我廢寢忘餐，MSN又成日話忙碌的是什麼？
沒錯，就是這個阿塔都盃！！
這東西是在Neopes 個 Message Board那裡找到的
題目是：YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING YOOYUBALL TO LONG WHEN..........
(Yooyuball是阿塔都盃其中一個佔分最重的遊戲)
天啊，我竟然中了幾樣 OTZ
(紅字是中了的)

#1) You make a Neopian article entitled "You know you have played yooyuball to much when... "

#2) When you're going to sleep you count yooyuball's instead of sheep

#3) All you can spell in class is "GOAL"!

#4) when your rank is in the double digits at your yooyuball badge

#5) When you ask a random stranger what team they're on.

#6) You run around in the mall holding a sign that says "(insert team here) will win"

#8) When you purposely pass the clockwork yooyus to the other team and laugh when they blow up!

#9) when someone asks you what your favorite sport is, you say: Yooyuball.

#10) when u get fall asleep and your fingers are still playing.

#11) When you start humming the "theme" song.

#12) the only Asian word you know is Skenkuu.

#13) Every few hours you sleep you Yell "goal!" in your sleep and run around the house.

#14) When you start explaining Yooyuball to your friends and they think your crazy.

#15) When you call soccer yooyuball.

#16) when you start a conversation with some one and end up yelling that your team will win.

#17) You know you have played Yooyuball too much when you put fire on your soccer ball hoping it would make it go faster.

#18) That you are too concentrated on this article that you didn't notice that there was no number 7

#19) When you score in soccer, you expect the ball to unfold and cheer.

#20) When you go to a real soccer match and secretly expect flames to shoot from your head when you start cheering.

#21) You wake up and run to the computer to see how many goals you can make before your parents start complaining.

#22) When everytime you blink, you see GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!

#23) When you yell at your friend a couple of minutes before your biggest exam saying "WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY YESTERDAY?!"

#24) When you walk out of a football match, because it's been three minutes.

#25) When your football team losses and you say "I'm not submitting this score"

#26) When you walk into McDonald's and see somebody drop a milkshake you scream, 'YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ONE MORE LIFE!'

#27) You take your keyboard to a soccer game and start hitting to keys quickly,waiting for the crowd to scream.

#28) When you only read about two of the reasons and you go off to play yooyuball before coming back and reading some more.

#29) When you finally realize you missed dinner...9 hours later.

#30) When Your playing soccer with your friends and poke them to change the player.

#31) When your schedule for the day is
* 1am - 7pm-Play yooyuball
* 7pm - 7:30pm-Think about yooyuball
* 7:30pm - 7:31pm-eat
* 7:31pm - 12:59am play more yooyuball
* 12:59pm - 1am-sleep


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#32) When the phone rings and your mom is asking you to answer you say "yeah, ok mom, just give me 2 minutes and 5 seconds...4..3..2.."

#33) When you prefect holding food in your mouth so that your hands are free.

#34) When you create a " Yooyuball " Playlist on your iPod specially designed to "inspire" you.

#35) When you start training your pet to roll up like a ball when you play with it.

#36) when you wake up and run to the computer to see how your team did.

#37) When you invent a brand new computer/toilet combo chair to save time...

#38) you get hospitalized for getting tendonitis in your wrists and fingers, and then you complain because you can't play any Yooyuball

#39) When you check your rank and the page tells you to take a break while they invent a new rank.

#40) When your mom tell you to go out and exercise you take your laptop with you.

#41) When you put your Yooyuball's team players names on your car in -non-removable- paint.

#42) you put a yellow shirt on a lizard and pinch it so it screams.

#43) you sneak a laptop to school so you can play Yooyuball whenever your teacher isn't looking.

#44) you can recite what the Graal and Ixi announcers say

#45)you write a lengthy book explaining strategies and secrets of yooyuball.

#46)When you work out how many pixels there are in every player.

#47) When you're playing soccer, you keep expecting the center of the field to open up and a ball to come out.

#48)You say "one second" more times than you are forced to explain to your dog that you can't walk it because you're busy beating the stuffing out of the other team.

#49) You try bargaining with the referee so he gives you more time.

#50) When you can play Yooyuball with your toes.

#51) when while reading this article you have another window and you are playing yooyuball calling it multi-tasking.

#52) When you own voodoo dolls representing the opposite teams, "just in case it works."

#53)When you kick a purple soccer ball in the wrong direction, thinking that it will go into the net.

#54) When you kick a soccerball and it swirves to the side while your opponent gets it and you yell "Stupid Mutant!" and they just stare at you.

So there you have it, if you notice that you are guilty of any of these then rest assure, you have been playing yooyuball too long. 

我想我還是無藥可救的了 OTZ