沒錯，就是這個阿塔都盃！！
這東西是在Neopes 個 Message Board那裡找到的
題目是：YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING YOOYUBALL TO LONG WHEN..........
(Yooyuball是阿塔都盃其中一個佔分最重的遊戲)
天啊，我竟然中了幾樣 OTZ
(紅字是中了的)
#1) You make a Neopian article entitled "You know you have played yooyuball to much when... "
#2) When you're going to sleep you count yooyuball's instead of sheep
#3) All you can spell in class is "GOAL"!
#4) when your rank is in the double digits at your yooyuball badge
#5) When you ask a random stranger what team they're on.
#6) You run around in the mall holding a sign that says "(insert team here) will win"
#8) When you purposely pass the clockwork yooyus to the other team and laugh when they blow up!
#9) when someone asks you what your favorite sport is, you say: Yooyuball.
#10) when u get fall asleep and your fingers are still playing.
#11) When you start humming the "theme" song.
#12) the only Asian word you know is Skenkuu.
#13) Every few hours you sleep you Yell "goal!" in your sleep and run around the house.
#14) When you start explaining Yooyuball to your friends and they think your crazy.
#15) When you call soccer yooyuball.
#16) when you start a conversation with some one and end up yelling that your team will win.
#17) You know you have played Yooyuball too much when you put fire on your soccer ball hoping it would make it go faster.
#18) That you are too concentrated on this article that you didn't notice that there was no number 7
#19) When you score in soccer, you expect the ball to unfold and cheer.
#20) When you go to a real soccer match and secretly expect flames to shoot from your head when you start cheering.
#21) You wake up and run to the computer to see how many goals you can make before your parents start complaining.
#22) When everytime you blink, you see GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!
#23) When you yell at your friend a couple of minutes before your biggest exam saying "WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY YESTERDAY?!"
#24) When you walk out of a football match, because it's been three minutes.
#25) When your football team losses and you say "I'm not submitting this score"
#26) When you walk into McDonald's and see somebody drop a milkshake you scream, 'YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ONE MORE LIFE!'
#27) You take your keyboard to a soccer game and start hitting to keys quickly,waiting for the crowd to scream.
#28) When you only read about two of the reasons and you go off to play yooyuball before coming back and reading some more.
#29) When you finally realize you missed dinner...9 hours later.
#30) When Your playing soccer with your friends and poke them to change the player.
#31) When your schedule for the day is
* 1am - 7pm-Play yooyuball
* 7pm - 7:30pm-Think about yooyuball
* 7:30pm - 7:31pm-eat
* 7:31pm - 12:59am play more yooyuball
* 12:59pm - 1am-sleep
-START OVER-
#32) When the phone rings and your mom is asking you to answer you say "yeah, ok mom, just give me 2 minutes and 5 seconds...4..3..2.."
#33) When you prefect holding food in your mouth so that your hands are free.
#34) When you create a " Yooyuball " Playlist on your iPod specially designed to "inspire" you.
#35) When you start training your pet to roll up like a ball when you play with it.
#36) when you wake up and run to the computer to see how your team did.
#37) When you invent a brand new computer/toilet combo chair to save time...
#38) you get hospitalized for getting tendonitis in your wrists and fingers, and then you complain because you can't play any Yooyuball
#39) When you check your rank and the page tells you to take a break while they invent a new rank.
#40) When your mom tell you to go out and exercise you take your laptop with you.
#41) When you put your Yooyuball's team players names on your car in -non-removable- paint.
#42) you put a yellow shirt on a lizard and pinch it so it screams.
#43) you sneak a laptop to school so you can play Yooyuball whenever your teacher isn't looking.
#44) you can recite what the Graal and Ixi announcers say
#45)you write a lengthy book explaining strategies and secrets of yooyuball.
#46)When you work out how many pixels there are in every player.
#47) When you're playing soccer, you keep expecting the center of the field to open up and a ball to come out.
#48)You say "one second" more times than you are forced to explain to your dog that you can't walk it because you're busy beating the stuffing out of the other team.
#49) You try bargaining with the referee so he gives you more time.
#50) When you can play Yooyuball with your toes.
#51) when while reading this article you have another window and you are playing yooyuball calling it multi-tasking.
#52) When you own voodoo dolls representing the opposite teams, "just in case it works."
#53)When you kick a purple soccer ball in the wrong direction, thinking that it will go into the net.
#54) When you kick a soccerball and it swirves to the side while your opponent gets it and you yell "Stupid Mutant!" and they just stare at you.
So there you have it, if you notice that you are guilty of any of these then rest assure, you have been playing yooyuball too long.
我想我還是無藥可救的了 OTZ
Altador Cup Express #1 ------ New Feature explained
Altador Cup, which is the neopets version of FIFA World Cup, was first established at 1st June 2006. Sixteen different worlds of neopia will recruit neopians to be their team members and gather at Altador competing for the shiny Altador Cup.
This year, the recruitment will start from 1st June to 4th June and the matches will start at 5th June. Remember to think twice before you pick a team since switching team is not allowed this year. During the recruiting period, participants can also practice with the practice team, the “non-existing” Jelly World team.
The newly discovered neopia world, Shenkuu, accepted the invitation from the Altador cup committee and becoming one of the team fighting for the Altador cup. On the other hand Kreuldor, seems to be withdrawn from the competition. May be because it is not in neopia but in the moon?
A few new types of Yooyuball, normal, Darigan and clockwork, are also introduced in the game this year making the game more exciting. As complained by millions of player, the Darigan Yooyuball seems to be super duper ultra difficult to deal with since it flies askew from the direction the player is facing. The normal Yooyuball behaves as what the player expect. The ball which is believed to be one of the worst joke by TNT (The Neopets Team), the clockwork Yooyuball, will explode within 10 or 15 seconds if it isn't put into a goal.
A new badge system is also applied in this year’s competition. There will be a badge at the bottom right corner at the main page of the Altador cup. The better you perform, a higher rank you get. The lowest ranking is rank 0 and the highest is rank 20.
For those who are not good at the Yooyuball game, this time the kind TNT have also introduced new two games for those users to earn some more points, they are “Slushie Slinger” and “Make some noise” which will both be release at 5th June. However, play those games won’t earn you as much points as the Yooyuball game as said by TNT.
Hope these new features will help to create a successful Altador cup. The next issue will talk about everyone’s concern ------- which team will take the Altador Cup back home?
上次COMPUTER條仆街，今日又比我見到佢！！！！
仲要係MATHS 個日 lor，明知MATHS好講集中力ga la！
MATHs卷比 06年淺ok多 (08考CE的要小心)
自F4以來我未試過有份MATHs LQ 卷會識做90% (不過識做≠做得)
不過MC就應該錯左大約10題 OTZ
希望可以C la....
今日去間學校個陣我想死
間學校唔好再偏僻d……
我一落車，就要行條奪命長命斜
(仲斜過協恩個條……)
行到半死之後，滿以為終於到了，誰知……
還有條向下的斜路耶！！！
到試場時我幾乎掛掉……
現在還剩最後的BIO就考完了ˇ
考完就可以盡情玩~
(雖然現在已經是玩樂中 OTZ)
今次某丸去的centre是喇沙書院……完全地體驗到何謂陽盛陰衰 OTZ
COMPUTER本來已經是多男人考，加上某丸去的是男校，周邊幾乎是男的…… 囧
好在MOMO跟我同一個centreˇ
一早出門，滿以為可以慢慢走，誰知
7B車站見鬼的搬了……囧
今天真是見鬼的大雨，我們這些考生在有蓋的地方等入試場
不過放心，有蓋=冇蓋
站在那兒的某丸個頭跟洗完頭的分別 等於0
HALL，見鬼的寒冷
喂，我們是來考試，不是來扮雪條的
PAPER 1 LQ，你條荷蘭帽fake我！？
你話ALGORITHM唔出咁多，最多係FILL IN THE BLANKS
咦～～～～
今年個BLANK好大喎
成半版紙喎
仲唔只填一兩個字添ˇ
要畫半個ALGORITHM喎
去你的！荷蘭帽你自己CNS有問題就唔好亂點人啦！
今年ALGORITHM出左條LQ囉！
PAPER 1 MC，本MC……好大本……
PAPER 1普普通通，有送分題，也有殺人題
某丸用盡畢生精力，死趕爛趕，成份PAPER 1總算趕好……
2粒鐘，40條MC+ 5條LQ(共1X版耶)，我命咩
你枝死人CH3COOH話有半粒鐘淨，去死啦你！XDDDD
PAPER 2，去你的得一粒鐘你叫我做8頁野！？
仲要條條係線！點做得切！？
不過坦白講，3/5的分數，送的……
TAG，冇問FRAME SET、冇問TABLE
竟然走去問<IMG SRC> 同 HYPER LINK
仲問足大半題
考試局，你想送分都唔係咁送嘛……
最難的是這兒→→→→→→→→→→→→↓
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GRAPHICS，問BITMAP同VECTOR，又送分
(E條的A PART邊個答錯邊個就有47條chromosomes XD)
基本上，你敢吹，佢就敢比分……
但是某丸還是有一成題目沒做，沒時間嘛……OTZ
(粗口注意)
我話你知，這個世界是有人唔咒唔得！
今日有條有47條chromosomes的仆街坐我後面
考個陣係咁吱吱噚噚講野，冇錯係講野
總共考3粒鐘，佢就嘈足2個半鐘
真是他媽的你收聲啦正propane
成隻蚊咁，好X煩囉
你知唔知你嘈到老娘我呀？
你明知個口同聲帶D NERVE有問題，唔該你毒啞左自己先去考啦！
勁想一枝電蚊拍車埋去，電瓜佢
唔係老娘做卷做到得閒寫唔得閒呼吸，老娘實port死你
☆ ☆ ☆
註：
Propane(丙烷)：烷烴的一種，外形像狗
CNS：Central Nervous System 中樞神經系統 (腦+脊髓)
chromosome：染色體
CH3COOH：Ethanoic Acid，即是醋
當你看見門口的倒數還有11天，
你會好驚。
當你知道你要考比PHY早2天的COMPUTER的時候，
你會仲驚。
當你知道你其實只有比那倒數還要少兩天的時間的時候，
你會驚到想死。
但是當你知道自己還在玩電腦的時候，
你還是不會自動自覺把電腦關掉。
