這才叫做萌！！！

起初以為舊校的老師萌……

誰知我校的男同學更萌！！！

超級總攻總受小正太女王受小攻小受電車男，任何屬性應有盡有。

堂上面的行為簡直萌炸了 XDDD

這才叫後宮，這才叫萌！！！

醋！你覺悟吧！！中年會比正垃圾萌十倍喔！！喔呵呵呵呵呵～～～～ (錯哂)

賣點廣告~

封面、封底

來自關西的忍足侑利『胸』降冰帝，令關東網球格鬥界掀起陣陣硝風，
戰雲密佈‧群芳爭『塚』‧龍鳳爭霸
到底三校頂立的局面會有甚麼劇變？忍足到來的原因又是甚麼？

8 月 26 日 CWHK 24 ‧爆笑惡搞前傳為你強勢發行！

波濤洶湧！小心窒息！

本名：《一球當千》
頁數：約四十頁
內容：含小說、插圖
位置： G5

（本作含大量女體化角色及無性向差別腐原素）

如有疑問，請到下列兩個網誌查詢：

眼鏡をはずす夜 by 雪
 偽裝紳士的我 by aya

窮神上身的某丸 XD

經ALTADOR CUP一役之後，近來還是忙到 vomit bubbles，根本沒時間打 BLOG... OTZ

星期 1,3,5 早上學日文、中午做義工，為了「慳錢」兩個字每日要由佐敦行返屋企，近 ST. MARY'S條奪命行人路同火車站那條焗到你暈的路，真係行到你嘔泡。

逢2,4,6,日就教小弟彈琴，小弟的理解力真是「高」到你唔信，無論你教幾多次，他也會答你：「我不明白」，真係激到你...今次唔係嘔泡，係嘔血。

不過呢，學日文真係好開心的啦～
日日都笑到胃痛，亦識左好多人～

近來掉進了 cosplay這個巨坑，錢、錢、錢還是錢，你全身是用錢堆成的，試問怎可能胡亂用錢？
WIG、COS服、道具、化妝品什麼什麼的全都是錢
現在還要籌錢去 5D GATHERING，大拿拿 $120，可以買個wig 了
(迷：很折墮啊你)

COS 預定：
漫節 DAY 3 ------ 碎蜂多布版 XD
CW 24 ----- 忍足 (男+女)
螢祭 (或者 CW 24順道) ----- 翠星石

就這樣 ^ ^

YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING YOOYUBALL TO LONG WHEN..........

近來令我廢寢忘餐，MSN又成日話忙碌的是什麼？
沒錯，就是這個阿塔都盃！！
這東西是在Neopes 個 Message Board那裡找到的
題目是：YOU KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING YOOYUBALL TO LONG WHEN..........
(Yooyuball是阿塔都盃其中一個佔分最重的遊戲)
天啊，我竟然中了幾樣 OTZ
(紅字是中了的)

#1) You make a Neopian article entitled "You know you have played yooyuball to much when... "

#2) When you're going to sleep you count yooyuball's instead of sheep

#3) All you can spell in class is "GOAL"!

#4) when your rank is in the double digits at your yooyuball badge

#5) When you ask a random stranger what team they're on.

#6) You run around in the mall holding a sign that says "(insert team here) will win"

#8) When you purposely pass the clockwork yooyus to the other team and laugh when they blow up!

#9) when someone asks you what your favorite sport is, you say: Yooyuball.

#10) when u get fall asleep and your fingers are still playing.

#11) When you start humming the "theme" song.

#12) the only Asian word you know is Skenkuu.

#13) Every few hours you sleep you Yell "goal!" in your sleep and run around the house.

#14) When you start explaining Yooyuball to your friends and they think your crazy.

#15) When you call soccer yooyuball.

#16) when you start a conversation with some one and end up yelling that your team will win.

#17) You know you have played Yooyuball too much when you put fire on your soccer ball hoping it would make it go faster.

#18) That you are too concentrated on this article that you didn't notice that there was no number 7

#19) When you score in soccer, you expect the ball to unfold and cheer.

#20) When you go to a real soccer match and secretly expect flames to shoot from your head when you start cheering.

#21) You wake up and run to the computer to see how many goals you can make before your parents start complaining.

#22) When everytime you blink, you see GOOOOAAAALLLL!!!!

#23) When you yell at your friend a couple of minutes before your biggest exam saying "WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY YESTERDAY?!"

#24) When you walk out of a football match, because it's been three minutes.

#25) When your football team losses and you say "I'm not submitting this score"

#26) When you walk into McDonald's and see somebody drop a milkshake you scream, 'YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE ONE MORE LIFE!'

#27) You take your keyboard to a soccer game and start hitting to keys quickly,waiting for the crowd to scream.

#28) When you only read about two of the reasons and you go off to play yooyuball before coming back and reading some more.

#29) When you finally realize you missed dinner...9 hours later.

#30) When Your playing soccer with your friends and poke them to change the player.

#31) When your schedule for the day is
* 1am - 7pm-Play yooyuball
* 7pm - 7:30pm-Think about yooyuball
* 7:30pm - 7:31pm-eat
* 7:31pm - 12:59am play more yooyuball
* 12:59pm - 1am-sleep

-START OVER-

#32) When the phone rings and your mom is asking you to answer you say "yeah, ok mom, just give me 2 minutes and 5 seconds...4..3..2.."

#33) When you prefect holding food in your mouth so that your hands are free.

#34) When you create a " Yooyuball " Playlist on your iPod specially designed to "inspire" you.

#35) When you start training your pet to roll up like a ball when you play with it.

#36) when you wake up and run to the computer to see how your team did.

#37) When you invent a brand new computer/toilet combo chair to save time...

#38) you get hospitalized for getting tendonitis in your wrists and fingers, and then you complain because you can't play any Yooyuball

#39) When you check your rank and the page tells you to take a break while they invent a new rank.

#40) When your mom tell you to go out and exercise you take your laptop with you.

#41) When you put your Yooyuball's team players names on your car in -non-removable- paint.

#42) you put a yellow shirt on a lizard and pinch it so it screams.

#43) you sneak a laptop to school so you can play Yooyuball whenever your teacher isn't looking.

#44) you can recite what the Graal and Ixi announcers say

#45)you write a lengthy book explaining strategies and secrets of yooyuball.

#46)When you work out how many pixels there are in every player.

#47) When you're playing soccer, you keep expecting the center of the field to open up and a ball to come out.

#48)You say "one second" more times than you are forced to explain to your dog that you can't walk it because you're busy beating the stuffing out of the other team.

#49) You try bargaining with the referee so he gives you more time.

#50) When you can play Yooyuball with your toes.

#51) when while reading this article you have another window and you are playing yooyuball calling it multi-tasking.

#52) When you own voodoo dolls representing the opposite teams, "just in case it works."

#53)When you kick a purple soccer ball in the wrong direction, thinking that it will go into the net.

#54) When you kick a soccerball and it swirves to the side while your opponent gets it and you yell "Stupid Mutant!" and they just stare at you.

So there you have it, if you notice that you are guilty of any of these then rest assure, you have been playing yooyuball too long.

我想我還是無藥可救的了 OTZ

近來動向

很久沒有打日記了........
各位有沒有掛念我呢？ XD
(迷：沒有。)

其實早在上星期一，某丸已經開始學日文了～
我承認是我資質的問題……
日文50音真的他媽的難記耶！！！
最少到現在我還沒有記好…… OTZ

還有的是我決定漫節去DAY 2喔～
會出 BLEACH的碎蜂ˇ (多布版 XDDD)

近來因為要玩 Neopets的阿塔都盃 (Altador Cup)，已經弄得好幾天廢寢忘餐 OTZ
可見 Neopets Team 那句 "please do remember to sleep occasionally" 的說服力是等於0的 XDDD
這東西在 7月4日完，我還有成個月唔駛訓喔ˇ (←其實不值得高興)
希望ECA DAY不要在 7月4日-7月5日就好了.....
(因為7月5日要補眠 XD)

還有之前去看了 Pirates of the Caribbean，超級好看！！！
我告訴你，這東西唔睇你一定會後悔！！！
最後有一幕是有關準將的死，結果因為弄得太唯美，所以我忍不住大爆笑 XDDDD (喂)
話說回來，我真是愈來愈萌喜歡 Captain Jack Sparrow 了ˇ
我一定要敗Pirates of the Caribbean的小說！！！！
(迷：聽聞有人窮到喔)

最後是6/6的中文 ORAL
本來已經唔想提，死得幾慘我自己知
好中唔中，中左條共識題
仲有條茂利死都唔肯贊成我地的意見
呀哥，你唔想合格但係我想lor

以上。

Altador Cup Express #1 ------ New Feature explained

Altador Cup Express #1 ------ New Feature explained

Altador Cup, which is the neopets version of FIFA World Cup, was first established at 1st June 2006. Sixteen different worlds of neopia will recruit neopians to be their team members and gather at Altador competing for the shiny Altador Cup.

This year, the recruitment will start from 1^st June to 4^th June and the matches will start at 5^th June. Remember to think twice before you pick a team since switching team is not allowed this year. During the recruiting period, participants can also practice with the practice team, the “non-existing” Jelly World team.

The newly discovered neopia world, Shenkuu, accepted the invitation from the Altador cup committee and becoming one of the team fighting for the Altador cup. On the other hand Kreuldor, seems to be withdrawn from the competition. May be because it is not in neopia but in the moon?

A few new types of Yooyuball, normal, Darigan and clockwork, are also introduced in the game this year making the game more exciting. As complained by millions of player, the Darigan Yooyuball seems to be super duper ultra difficult to deal with since it flies askew from the direction the player is facing. The normal Yooyuball behaves as what the player expect. The ball which is believed to be one of the worst joke by TNT (The Neopets Team), the clockwork Yooyuball, will explode within 10 or 15 seconds if it isn't put into a goal.

A new badge system is also applied in this year’s competition. There will be a badge at the bottom right corner at the main page of the Altador cup. The better you perform, a higher rank you get. The lowest ranking is rank 0 and the highest is rank 20.

For those who are not good at the Yooyuball game, this time the kind TNT have also introduced new two games for those users to earn some more points, they are “Slushie Slinger” and “Make some noise” which will both be release at 5^th June. However, play those games won’t earn you as much points as the Yooyuball game as said by TNT.

Hope these new features will help to create a successful Altador cup. The next issue will talk about everyone’s concern ------- which team will take the Altador Cup back home?

扮冰山 XDDD

某丸的耳朵發炎了 = =

現在說話又痛、笑又痛，一有表情就痛 OTZ
(原來手塚面癱是有原因的 XDDD)

不過這幾天倒可以成功地cos一下面癱手塚 XDDD

PS 沒有必要請不要打電話找我

死神PSP遊戲ˇ

藍叔，你沒事吧。。。

某丸要振作！！

我發現我在n星期前說過要為BLOG改裝一下，結果就改到現在這個計劃就無故擱淺了 OTZ
(其實是因為經常性地在改裝途中睡著，然後就沒心情改了 XDDD)

好！某丸決定了！BLOG一日沒有改裝完成，某丸就不睡覺！！！
如果可以的話 XDDD

☆ ☆ ☆

話說今天派了MOCK的成績表，最滿意的果然就是……

(某丸把科目的中文名和滿分這兩行都剪掉了)

ECON XDDDDDDDDD
媽媽我成功了我總分合格我不是包尾還要是100名以內！
BRUCE CHAN 你張「交交交」紙係得gei！(姆指)
不枉我在考之前對這張功課紙誠心禱告 (死炸)

其實我始終懷疑CHEM跟BIO的級名次是不是搞混了……
不過反正不是最尾就沒有關係了～ˇ

媽媽最高！！！

就算短某丸也要把這件事寫出來的了！！！

話說今天某丸在看一些藍銀的KISS圖的時候……

媽媽突然從後面出現！

滿以為她會有什麼反應，誰知她竟然說了這麼的一句話……

「後面那個女的(是指市丸)長得滿好看的啦，想不到日本仔畫畫還真有一手……
其實那個女的髮型不錯啦，下次你大可以剪那個。」

然後她就大搖大擺的走開了……

我開始懷疑我媽究竟有沒有試過誤把小弟送進女校讀書……